Under the Table

"Look at me! Im uncle joey, I live under the house."

(My brother lives in my basement)

My Ami

Jackson: I want to go meet Your Ami 


(He meant Miami...My Ami, Your Ami, His Ami, Her Ami.....I love kids, My Kids, not Yours). 

Key Largo, Morning 3

Jack:  Dad, do you think you can turn the light on because I can't see my body?

Compliment?

While using neighboring urinals:


Jack: Wow Dad, your penis is long just like mine!

Jacksonism #254

"Why don't we watch Toy Story 3, and you can get a little work done, too" ~Jackson 6/6/11

Jacksonism #93

"I like parmesan...it's snow cheese"

Jacksonism #172

Flashback: 
"I'm going to meditate by myself...you be quiet" ~July 2011

Jacksonism #100

"Wow, that's a cool picture of hammers." ~Referring to Roger Water's "The Wall" Framed Concert Poster

Jacksonism #204

"Daddy, How did Grandpa Stan make you?"