Interesting Week...

It's been an interesting week.  This happened....

I used to wonder how older men could go out of the house dress like this.  Really?!? Socks with Sandals!  But I get it now.  This is what happens when we finally give up.  I'm done attracting anything female into my tractor beam.  From this point on, clothing, both in and out of the house will be for utility purposes.  And long white tube socks keep baby hands from pulling out daddy leg hair.

This happened too...

Nicole gave birth to a 5 year old wearing tap shoes?  No.  We attended a dance recital where we knew absolutely nobody.  No doubt many of you assume Nicole dragged me to this to show me how cute little girls can be.  However, this was actually my doing.  While looking for space to teach improv in San Diego, I was introduced to this dance company and they are actually really really good.  We only stayed for the first half because my lovely and wonderful children reminded me why I don't want to raise any more lovely and wonderful children.

But let's not forget about this...

This is officially how I want to die if I get a choice in the matter.  Death by Bacon, and Chocolate, and Beer...all mixed together.  The San Diego County Fair is a fantastic place to laugh at the part of your brain that signals a full belly.  This was almost a week ago, and my sweat is still a little thicker than normal.

This happened at the fair as well...

The next time you find yourself chest strapped to a 10 month old in a baby bjorn at a fair that doesn't have rides for 10 month old babies, simply park yourself in front of the house of glass and mirrors and wait.  Within moments you will be gleefully entertained that the massive number of mindless children who smash their little faces into the walls of this gem...repeatedly.  You would think that they would learn, but most collied so hard on the first impact, it must damage the area of the brain responsible for sort term memory.

And Finally...This!

I don't know what else needs to be said.  My life just feels a little more complete.  Thank you Wild Ophelia!