Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Happy Father's Day!


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Book


Ooooooh Yeah!!!…Get Ready Kindle Readers! 

The ebook store is about to go from 1,404,463 publications to 1,404,464.  Although by the time I release it, it will most likely have surpassed 1,500,000 because there are programs that allow spammers to release thousands of books a day, further diluting the ebook world making the value of anything that I write even that much lower, which means I’ve wasted months writing a book that I could have hired someone from Banglore to write in between answering phones for Dell and taking long distance McDonald’s drive through order...BUT, that’s besides the point.

I’m writing a book.  More details to come.

Stay tuned…

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Rhymes

At dinner tonight Jackson was playing a rhyming game.  The first word was "lad."


I prompted him, "what is the opposite of happy?"


"SAD!!!," Jackson replied.


"When I'm angry I'm..."


"MAD"


Finally, I said, "What do you call a little boy who is being naughty?"


"JACKSON!!!"